Holodeck The Halls
(Imagine Jason Zinger playing Deck The Halls)
Zach was attacked by an eel,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Drilled into his ear, while he ate his meal,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Now he’s showing strange behaviour,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
The crew promises they’ll be his saviour,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Guyson scans LCARS for a cure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
The capellan flower would succeed for sure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tachyon pushes the warp drive,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
To get the orchid and keep Zach alive,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Patty beams down and looks for hours,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
The eel exerts its controlling powers,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Zach takes control of the whole ship,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
He’s demanding their full worship,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
T’pi snaps her fingers swiftly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Patty appears and acts deftly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tachyon distracts, Guyson overpowers,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Zach’s mouth is stuffed with the capellan flowers,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
The eel crawls out seeking to escape,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
T’pi squishes it flatter than a crepe,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Zach recovers within a day,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
But now avoids the seafood buffet,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Only one thing we could ask for,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
We hope that you laugh long and prosper,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fa la la la la… la la… la… la.
The Dandies 