We are mere hours away from our season two kick-off of Holodeck Follies with Episode 1: Maquis See, Maquis Do.

See you tonight at Black Swan Tavern for some parmaqqaypu’ with Fratwurst and pon farr with High Heels Lo Fi. Doors at 7:30 pm. $7 at the door.

• Zach Mealia has some new sci-fi stand-up material and impressions.
• Fratwurst will delight you with a preview of their Chicago sketchfest material.
• High Heels Lo Fi is our feature musical performer with their madcap cocktail of rock, booze, and hilarity.
• As always, Ensign Alan Leightizer will be on hand to help wrangle the Red Shirts. This episode’s guest red shirt is the wonderfully incorrigible Jason Donovan (New Becky).

Disclaimer: We will perform a level one diagnostic on those who manage to leave as non-Trekkies.